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Bikes, also known as two-wheeled death machines, are a popular mode of transportation for people who hate walking but can't afford a car.  They're a great way to get some exercise while risking your life on the road.

Here are some funny things about bicycles you may not have known:

  • Show Off Your Balance :¬†¬†Riding a bike is an amazing way to show off your balance, or lack thereof.¬† You can impress your friends by doing wheelies, or you can impress them by falling off your bike and breaking your arm.¬† Either way, it's a win-win situation.
  • It's A Cheap Rollercoaster:¬†¬†Bicycles are like a cheap rollercoaster.¬† You can ride up hills and feel the wind in your hair, and then ride down hills and feel like you're going to die.¬† It's a thrilling experience, especially when you forget to use the brakes.
  • They Double As a Gym:¬†¬†Bikes¬†are a great way to get some exercise.¬† They work out your legs, your arms, and your cardiovascular system.¬† In addition, you can save money on a gym membership by using your bike as your workout machine.¬† Just be prepared to ride in the rain, snow, and blistering heat.
  • Your Secret Weapon Against Traffic:¬†¬†Bicycles are like a secret weapon against traffic.¬† You can zip past cars stuck in traffic, making you feel like a superhero.¬† Beware though, because cars may not see you and can easily squish you like a bug.
  • A Portable Air Conditioner:¬†¬†Riding a bike can be a great way to stay cool on a hot day.¬† The wind in your face can feel like your very own personal air conditioner, except it's free and requires¬†zero installation.
  • They Double As A Bartender:¬†¬†If you're riding your bike to a party, you can use it as a makeshift bartender.¬† Simply¬†attach a basket to the front of your bike and fill it up with drinks.¬† You'll be the life of the party, and you won't have to worry about drinking and driving (this is obviously tongue-in-cheek and we do not recommend this!)

For specific bike types you can check out:  Mountain bikes, BMX bikes, road bikes, cruiser bikes, stepper bikes, fat tire bikes, folding bikes, electric bikes, and many more.

 

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